After my refusal he suggested I stand in a window frame four feet off the ground and offered to give me a" bunk up"! By now it was clear we came from different planets. Debra was furious with him. "Oh-oh," I thought," there is going to be some fall-out." I drifted off to Africa to play with the lions. While Grace took him aside to explain our aims and try and gain some compromise. "But I’m trying to get an Image!" he explained.
What on earth did he think he had in front of him?
"But she is a Person, we would like you to capture that," she explained back. He looked dumbfounded. I returned from Africa baffled, thinking, "Why is this young man trying to teach me about symbolism, shape, inference and - image???" I mean I don’t wish to blow my own trumpet but…
As moment by moment he dug himself ever deeper into the mire, I switched to automatic pilot, smiling at the birdy, whilst prowling the Masai Mara plains in the scorching heat of the afternoon sun. In the distance I could hear the "click" as the hunter cocked his rifle and aimed his shot. The scent of his fear carried on the hot breeze. At long last
The Telegraph writer took over. It was none other than Paul Morley. I entered the room, saw him, and exclaimed,"but you’re famous!" "That’s my line," he replied. To my relief this guy was a human being and really nice to boot. We got on so well he asked me to guest on an album he was making…
So all in all a bit of an experience. I hope that you like "Nothing Comes Easy" after all I have put myself through.
If you want to read the Guardian feature, click on:
http://www.sandieshaw.com/feature-guardian20041028.php
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